The Gamemaster

The Gamemaster, also known as Brian Roper, is a minor character appearing in several brawls throughout the Freewrite saga. He is the owner of a retro gaming D&D store known as “The Gamemaster’s Realm.”

The Gamemaster is well known for being quite talkative. Along with this, he is a master manipulator that can trick you to buy millions of games from him. He is so good that not one person ever has walked in and left without buying anything. That being said, he still chooses to eat cheap ramen and pop tarts despite his cash flow.

His favorite food is “Bacon Cheddar”, which is an absolutely repulsive flavor of Fritos. He has used these to kill multiple characters throughout the series. At one point, he got into a decisive brawl with wario, leaving wario decapitated. It is unknown what injuries the Gamemaster himself received.

He is known to be severely done-lapped, but not to the extent of the D&D campaigners.

Business
The Gamemaster is known for his wide variety of retro and modern games, consoles and accessories. Console purchases always include the controller, cords, and a game of your choice under $5. Game prices are slightly upcharged from the generally accepted price on pricecharting.com.

Along with this, The Gamemaster retains a vast sea of knowledge in the gaming department, always able help customers with which games are good or if they suck. Since The Gamemaster doesn’t know everything, he holds his wisdom to the World Wide Web, in which he believes the youth don’t take advantage of.

Even though the Gamemaster possesses intellect far greater than the average D&D nerd, it is still possible to outsmart him. Pricecharting.com is not perfect, for example, and does not typically account for accessories included with games, nor can it accurately reflect a sharp increase in demand. This can lead to the Gamemaster selling grossly underpriced games without even realizing it, something that greatly disturbs him.

Despite everything, The Gamemaster’s Realm isn’t perfect. The store is often filled dust and stains, coating the premise and it’s games. There also is an unnecessary abundance of morbidly obese people on the edge of becoming slogs that kills the whole mood. The Gamemaster also tends to go nuts and become violent with his bacon and cheddar, destroying or dilapidating several miles worth of land in a rage.

Quotes
Currently, his only known line of dialogue is “YOU MOTHER FUCKER YOU ATE ALL MY GODDAMN GAMES!!!”, directed towards Fizzwidget in his colossal form.

Politics
The Gamemaster’s greatest ability is being a master manipulator, which he uses to get his political agenda across. Though he’s registered as a Republican, the Gamemaster’s politics lie as far left as you can humanly go. He is very closed-minded and directly degrades people that disagree him, such as not having a vaccine or owning a machine gun. Fizzwidget loathes his politics, as he believes in a fascist dictatorship.

One day, Wario, Fizzwidget, and Wizzfidget went to the Gamemaster’s Realm to get some games. Wario and Fizzwidget would’ve taken Francis, but he was fighting Psycho Jesse, so they brought Wizzfidget to maintain their possi. While they were in the store Wizzfidget was bragging about how much fun it was to hang out with Genghis Khan and take over the planet. The Gamemaster overheard this and took Wizzfidget’s cigar and pressed up against his forehead so hard, a huge hole burned right through his skull. Fizzwidget and Wario responded by spraying stomach acid all throughout the store coating the entire place with a nasty green stain. The Gamemaster then held a rotten bag of Bacon Cheddar to Wizzfidget’s throat. The 3 guys backed off, and they were surprised that they only received a 24 hour ban. The Gamemaster then laughed like a maniac as Wario and Fizzwidget beat Wizzfidget to a pulp for causing them to lose the fight, as they were outside the front of the store. Fizzwidget decided that this wasn’t going to be the last laugh and he released a massive steaming pile of rotten feces onto the Gamemaster’s knight. When the Gamemaster went to close up shop, he accidentally placed his hands on the statue, getting diarrhea all over him. Fizzwidget’s ban was extended to only 48 hours, since the Gamemaster is a cheapskate and needs money.

Trivia

 * His favorite video games are the Final Fantasy Franchise and generic anime RPGs
 * His most prized possession was a sealed boxed copy of Pokémon Blue for the Nintendo Gameboy. He sold it for about $700, claiming he “scammed the kid that bought it.”
 * His current most prized possession, and probably always was, is his framed Brigandine poster. He claims the item is priceless and to of had it for 20+ years. It will be ultimately destroyed by Fizzwidget in a soon to be released free write!
 * If you want to know if The Gamemaster is in the mood to do business, look for the large knight statue outside of his realm.
 * He has a strict policy prohibiting the use of electronic cards to pay for games. The last time someone offered to use their card, The Gamemaster gave him bacon and cheddar coated with mentos and coke. When the guy left the store and ate the chips, the mentos and coke reacted and he swelled up and exploded into a stomach acid fountain flooding the whole town. The Gamemaster eluded all charges pressed against him.
 * Fizzwidget has a permanent ban from the Gamemaster’s Realm after Fizzwidget tricked the Gamemaster into eating his own feces after the Gamemaster got back from a bowel movement and Fizzwidget was able to offer him freshly baked cookies that miraculously appeared in his hand.