Wario

Wario is one of the main characters in the Free Write Universe. He was an old friend of Fizzwidget, turned arch rival.

Synopsis
Wario was once best friends with Fizzwidget, but after many years of torment he just couldn't take him anymore. They first met in a garlic bar where Fizzwigdet dropped by for a late night snack. Wario was drinking garlic surprise with his former best friend Wizzfidget, who somewhat resembled Fizzwidget. Wario, drunk on garlic, said that the next fat person he saw would wake up six feet under. Fizzwidget came and sat down next to Wario. Wario was so drunk he couldn't tell his left from his right and mistook Fizzwidget for his best friend and brutally beat Wizzfidget to death.

Wario didn't know what had happened until the next morning but decided to pretend Fizzwidget his best friend to cover his tracks. For many years they remained good friends, causing lots of chaos wherever they went. Eventually, Fizzwidget was growing more and more in debt and took up self cannibalism to keep himself from starving. Wario was highly against this because you are what you eat, so all of Fizzwidget's character flaws were exemplified and he became incredibly eccentric, pretentious, and downright obnoxious.

This all came to a head when Wario took Fizzwidget to a talk show to hopefully humiliate him in front of thousands of people so maybe he would change his ways. This, however, was a mistake and everybody loved Fizzwidget. Wario, filled with more rage and anger than ever before, initiated his first brawl with Fizzwidget under the intent to kill. Of course this was unsuccessful and only drove a deeper wedge between the two.

Abilities
Wario has the ability to convert his fat

Trivia

 * His favorite food is Garlic Surprise. The dish consists of of a big bowl of mashed potatoes, shredded cheese, and gravy surrounding mashed up cloves of garlic, with a whole clove on top doused with mashed up garlic. Contrary to its name, its exactly what you would expect, a big serving of garlic with a strong, bitter, and downright rancid taste. Wario is the only known being that's able to eat Garlic Surprise without coughing so hard that they turn inside out and explode in disgust.
 * On the day his introduction for Super Smash Bros. Brawl was recorded, Wario accidentally consumed a whole garlic clove with pieces of Mentos on it. When Wario crashed his bike in the intro, the mentos reacted with his fucked up bowel system, causing his stomach to swell and release a nasty ass fart that killed every living organism in a 10 mile radius.
 * Wario has stretched out his jaw so much in impulsive binging, that now he has to use his hands to forcefully close his jaw, as seen in his up taunt.